You're a quarter of a century old now, which also means you're an old man. Owe you your present first. Or maybe I could get you some facial cream or bring you for a haircut for your 'eye bags, crow's feet, dry skin, pimples, china-brand broomstick quality hair etc'. Hahaha! Hope you like that post-it note that I sticked on your face while you were playing your stupid Dota at 0000 hours. We're going to Soup Restaurant later. I shall be nice and give you my share.
P/S: I'm so nice, I'm helping you promote your handstand.
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